PMT 2014-062 by Kenneth L. Gentry, Jr.
I consider Dr. John F. Walvoord to have been one of the two leading scholarly representatives of classic dispensationalism in his heyday. He and Charles C. Ryrie were the most prominent advocates of dispensationalism throughout the period of dispensationalism’s hegemony in the populist market (1955–85). Dr. J. Dwight Pentecost never quite made the grade, partly due to the problem regarding his magnum opus: Things to Come ought to have been called Things to Quote. It was merely an inventory of classic dispensational thought with little creative interaction.
I myself was once a dispensationalist, though I got over it. I graduated from a dispensational college with a degree in Biblical Studies (Tennessee Temple College, B.A., 1973). For two years I attended a dispensational seminary (Grace Theological Seminary, Winona Lake, Ind.). I always found Walvoord and Ryrie to be the most reputable, trustworthy, and compelling authorities to cite in promoting dispensationalism during those halcyon days in which I could study at leisure in the comfort of my home the identity of the (current) Antichrist prediction and formulate new and more compelling dates for the rapture.
In this article I will be focusing briefly on the new Jerusalem as found in the Book of Revelation. The new Jerusalem imagery is an excellent test case for demonstrating the consistency of dispensationalism (with its literalistic hermeneutic) on the one hand and its embarrassing absurdity on the other. The article is all tongue-in-cheek, humorous parody, of course.
Walvoord’s Approach to Revelation
In 1966 Walvoord released his commentary on Revelation: The Revelation of Jesus Christ (Moody, 1966). In his Preface he states his general interpretive approach to Revelation, a mistake that casts its shadow over the entire book (and even extends about three inches beyond the book when left in the full sun at about 3:00 on a summer afternoon): “The author has assumed that this book should be interpreted according to the normal rules of hermeneutics rather than as a special case.” Apparently, this is due to his surmise that Revelation is simple a normal book and without any special features.
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Indeed, Walvoord notes of his commentary conclusions: “The result has been a more literal interpretation of prophecy and revelation in general and a clearer picture of end-time events than is frequently held by expositors.”
Thus, Walvoord attempts a literal approach to this remarkable book. We must remember that Revelation presents us with a leading character who not only is of a scarlet hue but also has seven fully-formed heads possessing ten horns. These ten horns serve as effective anchors for ten diadems which otherwise would be swept off his heads by fluvial action as he makes his way up from the sea channels below to the seashore above. There, once in full public view, he presents himself not so much as an aquatic creature but as a compound of animals, two of which normally avoid water sports (the leopard and the lion, Rev 13:2). (The bear is known for frolicking in rivers and streams in search of trout. The tiger is really the only cat that seems to enjoy water. But I digress, for the tiger is not even mentioned in this amalgamated creature.)
The New Jerusalem Problem
Perhaps no better exposé of both the tenacity and absurdity of dispensationalism exists than dispensationalism’s attempt at explaining the new Jerusalem. John’s vision of the new Jerusalem absolutely defies literal description. Let us note some of the oddities created by the dispensationalist attempt at explanation of this glorious symbol.
In introducing the new heaven and new earth to which the new Jerusalem descends, Walvoord makes some important geological observations on John’s statement “and there was no more sea” (Rev 21:1c). Walvoord explains: “Most of the earth is now covered with water, but the new earth apparently will have no bodies of water except for the river mentioned in 22:2” (p. 311). This is odd enough in itself: to where does the river flow? Does it make a continual loop around the world, never pooling into a lake, sea, or ocean? Perhaps future dispensational exegetes can explain this geographical oddity. But Walvoord does not. He refuses to go beyond what Scripture actually states — unless something pops into his mind that seems to him to be a good idea.
Indeed, Walvoord compounds the problem when he observes the three dimensions of the city in 21:16. He suggests that it “could be in the form of a pyramid with sides sloping to a peak at the height indicated.” He notes in this regard that “this would have certain advantages, not necessarily because smaller, but because this shape provides a vehicle for the river of life to proceed out of the throne of God, which seems to be at the top, to find its way to the bottom, assuming our experience of gravity will be somewhat normal also in the new earth” (Walvoord, 323). (This is an actual quote from him; I did not make it up.)
I am not certain of this, but I suspect that had Walvoord been pressed he might have argued that this shape would also make an excellent ski slope for the new world. Undoubtedly he could have availed himself of his clearly stated scientific assumptions and then backed this by a compelling Scripture reference too often overlooked in Revelation’s exegetical history. Let me explain.
Referring back to his quote cited above, we may observe that Walvoord is already operating on the geo-physical assumption that “our experience of gravity will be somewhat normal also in the new earth.” And since the water in the new Jerusalem flows down from a height of 1500 miles above the earth the temperature would be quite nippy and ideal for icy conditions.
Doubtless he could have referred to the lubricating properties of surface ice conditions that would facilitate slipperiness thereby increasing ski enjoyment for those who strap boards on their feet to let gravity pull them down to where the drinks are served. After all, with fewer chemical bonds holding them in place, surface molecules in ice tend to vibrate with greater amplitude than those located in the bulk crystalline sub-structure of the ice mass. This obviously leads to an important reality of physics: the Mean Square Displacement of both the hydrogen and oxygen atoms on the icy surface of frozen water reflects the thermal vibration that increases as a natural function of temperature. But Walvoord is strangely silent on these scientific observations that would have further elucidated our understanding of the new world.
When we add these geo-physical assumptions to Scripture references elsewhere, the matter is irrefutably solved. Building on these scientific observations Walvoord could easily have pointed out that the top of the pyramid might also be the place to which God refers when he asks Job: “Have you entered the storehouses of the snow?” (Job 38:22). Job was stumped because he lived long before the rapture and obviously could not have entered the storehouses at the peak of the pyramidal new Jerusalem.
Of course, we will have to overlook Walvoord’s views on the maintenance of gravitational mechanics in the new order when we consider the crushing weight of a city that exists as a 1500 mile high, wide, and long entity. Hopefully the new Jerusalem will be built upon a four inch concrete slab thereby preventing it from being driven down into the mud.
This would not be a concern during the millennium, however, for Walvoord notes: “If the new Jerusalem is in existence throughout the millennial reign of Christ, it is possible that it is a satellite city suspended over the earth during the thousand-year reign of Christ as the dwelling place of resurrected and translated saints who also have access to the earthly scene.” A benefit of this view would obviously be that during the millennium the river flowing down the slope of the pyramidal new Jerusalem could be a primary source of fresh water for the earth below. As the river flowed down the sides of the new Jerusalem, it would fall into the atmosphere, collect into clouds, and rain down upon the inhabitants below who would be marveling at the 1500 mile long city floating above. We could also back up Walvoord’s theories by providing Scripture support for this possibility: “Then I will sprinkle clean water on you, and you will be clean; I will cleanse you from all your filthiness and from all your idols” (Eze 36:25). This would allow us to take Ezekiel literally, rather than spiritually.
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We must, however, recognize Walvoord’s reservation: “The possibility of Jerusalem being a satellite city over the earth during the millennium is not specifically taught in any scripture and at best is an inference based on the implication that it has been in existence prior to its introduction in Revelation 21” (Walvoord, 313). Nevertheless, regarding the question as to when the new Jerusalem is built, Walvoord argues that: “Nothing is revealed concerning this in Scripture unless the expression of John 14:2, ‘I go to prepare a place for you,’ refers to this” (p. 312). Jesus certainly has had sufficient time to build this 1500 hundred mile high, wide, long city, for his ascension was 1,983 years, two months, and three days ago.
Now we must understand that on the literalistic assumptions of dispensationalism, this new Jerusalem is an actual, literal city; it is not a symbol of the church or the people. Walvoord comments: “Of major importance are the facts that John actually saw a city, that this city was inhabited by saints of all ages, and that God Himself was present in it. Until further light is given, it is probably a safe procedure to accept the description of this city as corresponding to the physical characteristics attributed to it” (p. 320).
Walvoord continues, noting that John “itemizes the specific details” so that the symbolic view of the new Jerusalem “is difficult to harmonize with the specific details given which are nowhere explained in other than the literal sense in the Bible” (p. 321). By this he is referring to the many OT references to literal cities built with wall-foundation stones made from jasper, sapphire, emerald, and so forth, which also contain streets of pure gold, and which have gates carved out of single pearls from enormous clams dredged up from the Mediterranean Sea (cp. Rev 21:19–21). (I am writing this at 5:30 am in the morning so I am unable to remember where in the OT these literal cities are; but I am sure you will recognize them once you have had your morning cup of coffee.)
So then, the new Jerusalem is an actual, literal, physical city, complete with a street (21:21; 22:2). We must carefully note, however, that it has only one street: John never mentions “streets” and he does twice mention the street (singular): “the street of the city was pure gold” (21:21) and “in the middle of its street” (22:2). Obviously traffic problems will be solved in the new Jerusalem, proving that Los Angeles (despite it being the “City of Angels”) is not the new Jerusalem. But more significantly, with a city 1500 miles high, elevators will probably be the main means of transport thereby removing the need for a city highway system.
On Walvoord’s (and dispensationalism’s) analysis we must conceive of a whole, fully-functioning, 1500 mile-dimensioned city “that descends from heaven” (p. 321). According to the clear teaching of Scripture, this literal city floats through the sky (Rev 21:2, 10). Obviously it floats with such ease that it does not break up the street, which street apparently rests on nothing but air (though it would be protected from air turbulence by some unknown mechanism as it enters into the lower earth atmosphere).
We surely must surmise that this literal city will have literal pipes, electrical fittings, duct work, tubes, couplings, flanges, traps, strainers, block-and-table, and such hanging beneath it. We know for certain that it has foundation stones (21:14, 19). But these foundation stones are suspended on air — at least throughout the millennium and until it arrives for its near-earth orbit in the eternal state.
Christians: dispensationalism is a bizarre, absurd, and embarrassing theological construct. The fact that so many evangelical Christian believe it is a sad testimony both to Christian naivete and to the dismal lack of solid biblical exegesis in the churches of our land. The new Jerusalem is a symbol of the redeemed people of God in whom God dwells (Rev 21:3), much like the “temple” in Paul’s writing often represents the people of God and not a physical building (1 Cor 3:16–17; 6:19; 2 Cor 6:16; Eph 2:21).
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I too am a recovering dispensationalist (maybe we could start a club, get matching T-shirts or something?)
I’ve read Arnold. Fruchtenbaum’s Footsteps of the Messiah all the way through, twice (and enjoyed it!). I read every dispensational book on Bible prophecy I could get a hold of (owned several fold-out charts). Grew up watching ‘A thief in the Night’ (learned to play Larry Norman’s ‘I wish we’d all been ready’ on the guitar). Owned the entire Left Behind series (they sat next to my Bible on my bookshelf).
It wasn’t through studying alternate views of Eschatology that I came to the Postmillennial view. It was years of studying the scriptures and bit by bit realising that dispensationalism just cannot be supported by a coherent understanding of what the Bible teaches as a whole.
My Eschatological journey went something like:
1. PreTribulational Dispensational Premillennialist (mostly because that’s what the church constitution said I needed to be and what I was taught at Bible college).
2. After further thought – Mid Tib Premillennialist.
3. Then a Post Trib Premillennialist (Didn’t want to miss out on experiencing all the cool supernatural stuff going on in the Tribulation I guess)
4. Amillennialist – After finally coming to the realisation that neither dispensationalist nor premillennialist views properly appreciated the inauguration of the Kingdom.
5. Found the Amill’s far too pessimistic for the brilliant victory won on the Cross and the biblical expectation of the victorious Church – became a Postmillenialist.
Richard and Dr. Gentry,
That’s my journey too!
Unfortunately, the mockery is so thick and so unassailable in it’s airtight logic that no one would ever be able to offer anything approaching a reasonable sounding response. Right or wrong in certain points of difficulty, whereas those promoting the traditional pre-trib view as so overwhelmed by ridiculous alternatives or possible solutions, the article, being tongue-in-cheek (which obviously makes everything okay) makes any reasonable response immediately ridiculous on it’s face – so you’re an idiot if you respond and your an idiot if you don’t. Nice tactic – as transparent as it is. Dr. Gentry should be ashamed of such shoddy work when there are reputable theologians (Walvoord, if he were still here, Ryrie, – and then of course Dr. Pentecost, who could simply compile enough reasonable responses from other dispensationalists to make this author appear as foolish as he comes across in this piece. If it really is as bad as he tries to make it sound, then it clearly self-destructs and is not worth the time to put together such a poor attempt at satirical wit.
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This was intended as a joke. It was a “parable” joke, as it were. Tongue-in-check, to be sure, but with a point. Though I do believe dispensationalism is a bizarre system.
This is absolutely hilarious. Comedy ought to be your second job! How do you think up this stuff.
Ha! Clever! I laughed until I cried.
This is funny stuff! I like how you are not an old, stale theologian but like to have fun. I chuckled at your many witticisms on the various pages of your blogsite. Now I am absolutely laughing. Thanks for the humor. In this day we need all we can get.
This is very funny! Thanks for the morning uplift.
I wish people would recognize humor when they see it. True, you are making a point about how dispensationalism comes to strange conclusions about the BIble. And you are doing it humorously. But it is very obvious that you are joking. Jokes are not subject to rebuttals. And you were not giving an exegetical analysis of Walvoord’s view.
I actually like satires and parodies. I can see where they would offend some of those who are targeted. But I don’t see why we can’t sometimes use satire to get a point across. I would disagree if someone made unfounded claims against a person or got crass or crude. But this was obviously a tongue-in-cheek article. You filed under “Fun Stuff,” not “theology” or even “dispensatioanlsm.” And it was funny too! Come on, let’s lighten up.
I was brought up a dispy and in my teens tried to make sense of the mess but always believing. Thru my brother I read He Shall Have Dominion and Before Jerusalem Fell. I thought it was heresy but it made some very strong points.
I read a small Amil book and decided to ditch books and go back to the Bible as I didn’t want man’s ideas but wanted to know the truth. Reading in my lunch break I assembled verses into subject headings and was floored at what I found. My dispy view had only 2 or 3 NT verses that could support it but the rest all contradicted it in some way. For each subject the overwhelming consistent thought was in line with Post-Mil and to a lesser degree Amil.
I got Walvoord’s Prophecy Knowledge Handbookand Dwight Pentecost’s Things to Come from my pastor and read them thru while taking notes. In those early days I was quite angry and sarcastic because I found Walvoord’s comic theology a disgrace. I think the Lord chided me when I read of the discipling work he has done for many people in their Christian faith. But there is no comparison between the cartoon of Dispensensationalism and serious scholarship of the reconstructionist movement in general.
Actually I was impressed by Dr. Gentry’s gracious and gentlemanly writing but since found on YouTube that he has a sharp wit. I was impressed with the simplicity of the Post-Mil view and it’s accord with scripture. No longer did I have to twist and read between the lines or attach this verse to one several books skipping the bit in the middle. Unfortunately it does considerably change one’s perspective on theology as a whole and places one on the outside of the pack, something I am yet to resolve.
Thanks so much for your writings..you have really given new meaning to 2nd Peter 3…almost as if it was literal! Truly, you have provided me with greater clarity and confirmation as to why the consistent literal view of scripture properly leaves the authority of the scriptures under the authority of their Author rather than the speculations of the theologians.
I’m just an intellectually compromised layman and even I could understand the New Jerusalem in Revelation 21. God makes all things new, and He is a God of symmetry and order. Revelation is a very sensible and orderly book. FACT.
I have enjoyed my little encounter with postmil’s. I imagine you will be busier than ever in the coming months and weeks trying to maintain your belief system.
I Noted on your “about me” that you have very impressive credentials. But, when did you actually get saved? Or have we reached the point where the theologians are beyond all of that embarrassing “sin” talk?
I have now added a note about my salvation experience in the opening of my About Me” introduction.
I’m just a new kid on the block (almost seventy y.o. kid) though became a post millennial advocate nearly twenty-three years ago.
And even as I accepted it standing firmly on both feet, family, business and other interests/issues, seemed to slow my growth, if not distract it altogether. But over the past four to six months or so, Praise God, I have been given a sort of revival on the matter.
It seems to me, the churches in America push salvation as the final word, rather than the first word. I say to my “Christian” friends and family. Salvation is only the beginning of a greater purpose. That purpose, in my opinion, is to advance Christ’s Kingdom into all nations. “Go therefore” is not a suggestion, but a command. Then, “make,” and “teach” them. Me included.
My teacher should be my local pastor. But even as he is one of us (post mil), he seems to put less stress on the development of the system to an under-educated church body. So I’ve had to learn it on my own, and from your writings and from others as such who you know.
Lastly, it has becoming clear to me that the Church in America today in 2023, is like Israel wandering in the desert. “Go take the land in which I am giving you” the LORD said. But they were not allowed to enter “because of unbelief!” That is the picture I see in the modern Church; one of unbelief. “They’re giants in the land.” They say, “there’s no way we can win!” But like Joshua and Caleb said so long ago, I say we will win.
On that note, one last thing; I have learned recently that if the devil cannot destroy the good works of man, he will join it and destroy it from within. I believe this is a case of the Dispensational position. And until the Church sees this rightly, we all will suffer, like our forefathers, as we wander in the wilderness.